Ben • 25 • he/him • ABQ, NM
Men want me. Fish want to be me.
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Me and the girls first night out post-quar:
Cum tastes like the tv channel at the hotel that’s like about the hotel
hmm today i will 3d model a lotad
no thoughts head empty
It looks like Perry the Platypus with a lilypad on its head
Which is to say it’s amazing and I love it a lot, in case that wasn’t clear.
…a platypus?
lotad the platypus??
in an effort to keep the cats from getting fur all over clean quilts i’m going to try to apply the “if there is a circle, a cat will sit in it” maxim by hoping that if there is a different colored box of blanket on the bed, they will lie on it
update: it took less than a minute for them to find and lie on it. mission success
Today I bring you the story of Mieke Gorissen
Mieke is a 38 year old Belgian Physics and Maths teacher. In February Mieke said she wanted to run a marathon for funsies and surprised everyone by running the Olympic limit in that race.
Today she ran the Olympic marathon in Tokyo, where her plan was just to finish the marathon and hopefully not finish last. (Especially since it was HOT as hell)
At the finish line she was already crying of joy because she finished the marathon. When she heard from the interviewer she got the 28th place out of 88 candidates, she could not believe it an started crying harder and saying “that’s not possible”.
For an amateur, Mieke her time and perseverance is unbelievable and highlights the beauty of the Olympics. Here’s to you Mieke, a true Olympian!!!
She's a knitter too! Just like Tom Daley. She picked up running in order to keep moving because her hobbies are knitting and reading science books. In 2018 she got a personal trainer to improve her technique on her 10km hobby runs, and turned out to be crazy talented. Her first marathon she had to hand in an "aimed for" time, and she aimed for the Olympic time limit because why not?
She ran far below that limit. Her second ever marathon was this Olympic marathon. And she didn't even put all her time and effort into training, no, she put all her time and effort in the final exams of her high school students. This was very much a side quest. Insane
Anonymous asked:
i've got a crazy white boy fetish. you look like your name is owen. i'd like to keep you in a cold dank room
pissvortex answered:
Do you think the penguins from Madagascar ever explored each other’s bodies?
There’s more passion and energy in the animation of these gifs than all of the lion king remake
